A mouse in year nine!

Unfortunately

Sometimes, even the worthiest of words, are simply not enough.

PARAPROSDOKIANS

A brand new word for you to learn!

Paraprosdokian: (noun) a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; this is frequently used in a humorous situation.

For example: "Where there's a will, I want to be in it."  

Here are a few more for you...

"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong."

It seems to me, Paraprosdokian, is just a fancy word for: "a funny t-shirt"

From the Talking Calendar

"If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees."

I continue to be remiss!

Apparently, saying that one is busy does not stop one from being busy.