Wednesday, August 17, 2011

More Paraprosdokians

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

 A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.