There once was a bear, we called Hagrid
Who sat on my chair, when abandoned,
The chair was so soft,
He felt like he was the boss,
So he stole the remote single-handed!
I will try again....attempt number 2.
There once was a monkey professor,
Met Dharma and wanted to impress her,
He climbed up a tree,
Yelled out "hey, look at me!"
One More... just for fun!
"RRuff" was the name of the Dog
Who was known as a great big bed hog!
He was cranky and floppy
And could be quite stroppy,
When he wasn't the star of my blog!