Responses

I have said many things... obviously... and I have sometimes been quite befuddled by the responses I received.  This is usually a result of my speaking before thinking.  Although, there are times when I am genuinely confused because I simply do not understand my audience.  So, I am going to tell you some of the responses my words/ actions have rendered.  I am not, however, going to tell you what I did to provoke them. 
PS. I originally thought this would be a poem.  I'm not sure that it is there yet, but maybe it is there.  No pattern, no rhyme.. Nan would say it isn't a poem!  I don't know anymore. 

I don't like angry things

That is beautiful

I don't like that

Get a treadmill

Watch out

What are you doing?

What did I do now?

This sucks

I hate you

I love you

You are awesome

Thank you

Please

You're welcome

Why?

Do you think so?

You are so wise

I beg your pardon

That is excellent

You are annoyingly brilliant

I liked that we hugged

I can't see it working

How will you do that?

Wait here

Do you know what you are getting yourself into?

Can you come in today?

Are there parts missing?

I think you need to leave

You have been selected for the position

Will you come with me?

Are you okay?

Where does it hurt?

That was unnecessary

I was trying to help

I am proud of you

Okay

Okay Okay

When can you start?

I know

I would be happy to

Rissoles

I can see

I'm glad

That is the whole point of these assignments... to make you question the world

You are too calm

Calm down

I appreciate your effort

I appreciate everything you do

I think you are amazing

Toughen up

I really don't know how you do it

Suck it up Princess

Thank you for teaching me

I get it now

I passed

I failed

You could have done better

Is that good?

Are you a Christian?

Where are you going?

Are you sure you want to do this?

Are you pregnant?

Where are you?

Did you fall again?

I will be right there

I can't come

What do you want me to do?

Wow

Nothing

Oh

You don't trust me

I love Honey

I love it

Of course you can come

You're my friend

Yes

No