There once was a bear, we called Hagrid
Who sat on my chair, when abandoned,
The chair was so soft,
He felt like he was the boss,
So he stole the remote single-handed.
Who sat on my chair, when abandoned,
The chair was so soft,
He felt like he was the boss,
So he stole the remote single-handed.
Hagrid's girlfriend is a teddy called Honey,
She thinks that Hagrid's quite funny.
On their first date, they did kiss,
Hagrid thought it was bliss
And they'll picnic next time it is sunny.
Oh well, it was worth a try.
